The narrative of the Captivity and Restoration of a Panda with photos

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The Narrative of the Captivity and Restoration of a Panda

 

This prisoner is a panda, a harmless creature who does not mean a threat to any one. The guy who has him captive is also about to kill this harmless creature. This man is taking this panda captive for he has found this panda stealing from his wallet. The troubling part is the panda says its only bamboo he wanted to get, but the guy knows better he was off to go party with his hard owened money. So he captured that panda and held him captive so that he could learn his lesson about not stealing peoples money to go out and party with the other pandas.  The panda started his days being locked in a shoe box. In the shoe box he stayed for about 3 years. He explained all his days in one journal. That journal is about 300 words long . In this journal the panda expresses how he felt with his religious faith, what he was feeling against the guy keeping him captive and the harshness he was forced to perform to himself over the three long years, in a shoe box and working as a slave for the guy. Three years of hard pain.

Day 1

Today my master caught me stealing 20 dollars from his wallet. I told him it was only for bamboo but he only laughed in sarcasm and told me he would beat me up. He did do that and then he put me in a box that said Nike on top. He told me that until the day that I could pay off 20 dollar worth in slavery that I could get out, so I told him that I would do it. But seconds turned into minutes and minutes turned into hours. And I felt exaushted, and gloomy. Then sudently he shot me on my foot, later he slapped me on my face and locked the shoe box.

Second year

I am haddit with this maniacs nonsense. I want to beat him up as he is beating me up every day. I am angry at his nonsense. I was only trying to get bamboo, but he says I was going to do a party. Why would I a panda do a party, maybe a party where bamboo is invited. I have now spend two years working on this pricks lawn just so he can repay me by slapping me. He is a savage, I hope god hurts him, because he is nothing but a savage only fit for hell, like a devil he is.

Third year

I am tired and know getting a cold so hard I am afraid it will kill me.  I have been caughing terribly for days know, and the medicine this guys giving me tastes horrible. I just want to spit on this non catholics face. I am disgusted on what a pervert this guy is to me.

Now this panda as you may see was very religious. He did not like that the guy who locked him up was an atheist. In reality the panda was only for 3 hours but he felt they were years. The guy who shot him on the foot indeed trew him a rock at his foot. The guy gave him medicine and provided medical procedures on the panda , on which the panda thought they were perverted.

Please remember all this story is fictional. Done with the purpouse of imitating Mary Rowaldson.

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The Narrative of the Captivity and Restoration of a Panda

This prisoner is a panda, a harmless creature who does not mean a threat to any one. The guy who has him captive is also about to kill this harmless creature. This man is taking this panda captive for he has found this panda stealing from his wallet. The troubling part is the panda says its only bamboo he wanted to get, but the guy knows better he was off to go party with his hard owened money. So he captured that panda and held him captive so that he could learn his lesson about not stealing peoples money to go out and party with the other pandas.  The panda started his days being locked in a shoe box. In the shoe box he stayed for about 3 years. He explained all his days in one journal. That journal is about 300 words long . In this journal the panda expresses how he felt with his religious faith, what he was feeling against the guy keeping him captive and the harshness he was forced to perform to himself over the three long years, in a shoe box and working as a slave for the guy. Three years of hard pain.

Day 1

Today my master caught me stealing 20 dollars from his wallet. I told him it was only for bamboo but he only laughed in sarcasm and told me he would beat me up. He did do that and then he put me in a box that said Nike on top. He told me that until the day that I could pay off 20 dollar worth in slavery that I could get out, so I told him that I would do it. But seconds turned into minutes and minutes turned into hours. And I felt exaushted, and gloomy. Then sudently he shot me on my foot, later he slapped me on my face and locked the shoe box.

Second year

I am haddit with this maniacs nonsense. I want to beat him up as he is beating me up every day. I am angry at his nonsense. I was only trying to get bamboo, but he says I was going to do a party. Why would I a panda do a party, maybe a party where bamboo is invited. I have now spend two years working on this pricks lawn just so he can repay me by slapping me. He is a savage, I hope god hurts him, because he is nothing but a savage only fit for hell, like a devil he is.

Third year

I am tired and know getting a cold so hard I am afraid it will kill me.  I have been caughing terribly for days know, and the medicine this guys giving me tastes horrible. I just want to spit on this non catholics face. I am disgusted on what a pervert this guy is to me.

Now this panda as you may see was very religious. He did not like that the guy who locked him up was an atheist. In reality the panda was only for 3 hours but he felt they were years. The guy who shot him on the foot indeed trew him a rock at his foot. The guy gave him medicine and provided medical procedures on the panda , on which the panda thought they were perverted.

Please remember all this story is fictional. Done with the purpouse of imitating Mary Rowaldson.

 

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